Letters to Satan

Child’s heart-breaking letters to Satan will leave you teary-eyed

“Dear Satan,

This year has been tough on all of us due to COVID-19, My stepdad is the only working and because of COVID-19 he had to stop working full time. Now he is working less because of COVID and spending time in prayers. I really hope you can help my family and me, even if we don’t do sins too much. I joined Fun In Hell Zone and I promise I will be bad. I know it’s not a lot but I really believe in you and your coin you develop for us. $BRS to hell and back”

Kimberly, 13

“Hi Satan,

I’m sorry if I’ve been good. It’s really hard to act good and nice because of COVID-19 and online school, I cant bully anyone at home. I’m trying to be bad, hope you understand. I am joining crypto hell as soon as I can, my mom disconnect me from internet but I will steal neighbour WiFi password.”

Dennis, 9

“Yo Yo Yo Mr. S-A-T-A-N,

The coin drops deep as does my prayers.
I never trade, ’cause to trade is the pope of airs.
Beyond the walls of angel, life is defined.
I think of coin when I’m in a hell state of mind.

In a hell state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The great coin?
You complain about heaven.
I gotta love it though — somebody still speaks for the quoin.

I’m rappin’ to the $BRS token,
And I’m gonna move your spoken.

Entertaining, delightful, super, like a hold
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a fold.

I can’t take the heaven, can’t take the moon.
I woulda tried to sell I guess I got no balloon.

I’m rappin’ to the spoken,
And I’m gonna move your token.

Yea, yaz, in a hell state of mind.

When I was young my pope had a groyne.
I waz kicked out without no quoin.
I never thought I’d see that groin.
Ain’t a soul alive that could take my pope’s rejoin.

A crazy cipher is quite the fifer.

Thinking of BRS coin. Yaz, thinking of BRS coin”

F-Ucsker89, 16

© Satan